The Little Book of Shit Jokes - The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great by Sid Finch

The Little Book of Shit Jokes - The Ultimate Collection of Jokes That Are So Bad They're Great by Sid Finch

Author:Sid Finch
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2019-10-10T00:00:00+00:00


It was a whisk he was willing to take.

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a packet of nuts.

"That'll be nine-fifty," says the barman. He cleans a few glasses and then adds, "We don't get a lot of giraffes in here."

The giraffe says, "At those prices, I'm surprised you get anyone."

How did the mathematician clear his ears of wax?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What goes down but doesn't come up?

A yo.

My mother asked me to bring her something hard to write on.



Download



Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.